Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Frankenhooker

Speaking of Frankenhooker, here's a brief intro for those who haven't had the joy of seeing the film. The plot: a young scientist invents an advanced lawnmower that violently kills his girlfriend by mistake. He keeps her head and decides to create a new body using the best body parts he can find, kind of like that kids' game Misfits. He invents a new drug called 'Supercrack' and uses it to explode prostitutes for their body parts. His girlfriend however is none too stoked on being reincarnated as a zombie hooker. I won't reveal the end, but it involves a sword and a pimp called Zorro... So basically it's a romantic comedy.

A quote: "In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth."